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AGE: 30

Episodes 1-89

Born in Missoula, Montana Ward grew up to amount to very little. Some might even say he is of no consequence at all. Ward spent his formative years primarily masturbating and playing Madden Football. Upon graduation from high school in 1998, he headed out west to pursue his career ambitions. Unbeknownst to Ward, ambition took, well, ambition, an attribute he squandered away drinking and partying during his college years (NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD). In an effort to further distance himself from higher learning, Ward pursued an aspiring career in food service management and reluctantly excelled for seven plus years until coming to the stark realization that he despises human contact and went on to work at an alcohol distribution center. Somewhere amidst his stupor, he met and married his beautiful wife Nicole in July 2003 and had two boyz in July 2006 and May 2008. In April of 2008 he began the Basement Boyz Podcast from, ironically enough, his basement and has been doing it since, having 80+ episodes in the can. Short of his children, the Basement Boyz Podcast is his shining accomplishment. Ward has humbly accepted his station in life and asks no more. For he is a man complete...

AGE: 25

Episodes (call-in 53-54) 55-62, 64, 75-895-75

Derekyon always knew he was destined for greatness. Raised by wolves (or white trash) prepared Derek to face the world as a fearless dictator. Once the reality set in, that in order to be a dictator you have to have some sort of power, Derek decided that the next best thing would to become a star. Once other realities set in, Derek realized he would settle for Co-Host of a podcast, and the battle to become a top-notch comedian... Or a comedian period.

"Derekyon is the single funniest person I have ever met." -Derekyon

"I love Derek, he is so handsome" -Derek's Mom.

"I want a divorce." Derekyon's Ex-wife.